Funny little things they say

Daddy and Daisy were having a bit of a to do about Daisy getting dressed this morning.
He asked her a few times to put her tights on but she was prancing and dancing around and generally being a normal(ish) distracted 3 and a half year old.
In the end he said, "Daisy put your tights on or i'll put them on"
She replied with "but they won't fit you"

I kid you not.
I was really trying not to laugh too hard in the other room.


Oh and this morning we were on our walk around Hackney Marshes, and we had passed the playground on the way out and she had been very good about passing it and not going in.
Daisy "Can i go to the playground still?"
Me "Yes, we'll go past the playground on the way home"
Daisy "I don't want to go past the playground, i want to go in the playground"
I had to laugh again.